My kid… totally kicking your kid's ass.

My kid wrote her first book!!  She's in grade two.  I didn't write my first until grade seven.  Clearly, she's gifted.  You know.  A complete genius.  And so obviously going to be a writer when she grows up.  But she'll be a successful writer!  A writer of books!  Good books.  Ah, hell.  Who cares.  Crappy books sometimes end up making the most money.  So she can write crappy books!  I don't even care.  My baby is gonna be a writer!!

Heh. 

I'm only kinda of joking.  I am pretty proud of her.  It's a good little story.  And I LOVE that she sat at the table and wrote the thing over the course of a few weeks.  It's pretty awesome.  She's pretty awesome.